Thursday, June 18, 2009


Autonomy, autonomy where have you gone?
I thought I was done with living like a fawn.
I went to college and got a degree
I know how to wipe when I go pee.
Autonomy, autonomy please set me free.
My parents now cook all of my dinners.
I am not getting any thinner.
Autonomy, autonomy how I miss thee.
Autonomy, autonomy come back to me.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

1 of my 30 cover letters for today

I am a rock star with no musical inclination, an artist with no medium. However, that does not null my love of music. I have been in the music industry for a couple years. I am pretty much in love with your record label and would love nothing more than to be part of your team.
I am a social media pro, charmer, dreamer, seller and anything else that gets positive results from human interaction.
I look forward to hearing back from you to see if we can set up a nice harmony in terms of employment.
Best Regards,
Diana Croll

I will probably get this job!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

"The Day I realized I have no Life"

I woke up today in a whirlwind of excitement. Well, I woke up today with as much motivation as you can expect an individual of 21 years of age to have after graduating college unemployed and moving back home with their parents after four years of seperated bliss. I love my parents mind you.
Anywhozzle I go through the morning routine that I presume a respectable person of society should have. I exercise eat and shower.
When I get out of my shower there is a message from STA travel. That is absolutely exhilerating to me. I want this job more than anything in life. It is located in Dallas, Texas (warmth!) and I get travel bennies. I call back to the office and of course I am a complete spaz on the phone because I am so excited they are considering me for this position. I talk to the nice HR woman for about ten minutes. It got awkward at the end.
I left it with they generic, "Well, thank you so much for taking the time to talk with me. I look forward to hearing back from you and becoming a co-worker."
Good work, girl!

Anyway I then get ready because I am going to this real estate investment development group lunch in.
It has to be a complete hoax.
You have to convince people to "enroll" in a college that is getting accredited.
Hello triangle, I think I am RIGHT on the money with these angles.
Anyway I suffered through the scammy meeting AND agreed to go to the happy hour tomorrow because there are going to be million dollar investors. I am hoping that one of them will fall madly in love with me and write me a check so that I can pursue my dreams as an adventure capitalist. I am such a realist.
All the while, I must have driven through 500 yellow lights in the last three days of driving for the cherry on top! The literal cherry..... gahh! fml

I still want a puppy.

I will keep you posted on my meeting tomorrow. I am glad twitter limits you to such small writing otherwsie I never would have been compelled to start my blog.